hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
"I’ve re-invented my image so many times that I’m in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman."
- David Bowie (via rockandfloyd)
"How whould you like your cash?"
"All hundreds, please."
"but ma’am, you only have $25.70 in your account"
"ALL HUNDREDS PLEASE"
Gimmie pls thank bye
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Bam and Ryan stuck up in the cherry picker…or so they thought.
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i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it
*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*
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